Jessica McCarthy, so pretty.
Tate was the sweetest character!
He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.
we all have our flaws
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
eating in class when ur not supposed to
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
This is your annual reminder that Zach Effron has a YOLO tattoo.
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
Imagine your OTP at the altar of a church, about to get married. Just as they’re about to kiss, Person A wakes up in bed, sobbing and staring at the empty space beside them. In reality, Person B died years ago.
spn where are you
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE